The Highest Economic Output in Capitalist Paradise
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 791st in the world for Highest Economic Output.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 3. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We are always pretty” | |
| 4. |  The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Justice Above All” | |
| 5. |  The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Read my lips” | |
| 6. |  The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Me ineptum” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Realm of Scorpions Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Stand Fast, Stand Strong, Stand Together” | |
| 9. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur” | |
| 10. |  The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “We flourish together as free men and women” |
