The Nicest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Hamonistan | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Will Endure!” | |
| 4. |  The ArchQueendom of LadyFasterkittens | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Only Diamonds Will Do” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Belovia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “In friendship like the moon and the stars” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Scientia Major | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Knowledge, liberty and peace” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional republic of Qelta Morqe | Democratic Socialists Hell | “For the people of the golden state” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Thygia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Naguania | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Endoxas | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Wisdom, Freedom, and Brotherhood.” |
