The Most Rebellious Youth in Australialia
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic People's Republic of Quelsh | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “We Endure” | |
| 2. |  The Shipping Conglomerate of Australia Post | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We Deliver” | |
| 3. |  The Pasifik Republik of Glengo Island | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Danon Lawanaapgindas Ti Dagaat” | |
| 4. |  The Exiled Loyalists of Toxteth | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “God Save the Emperor” | |
| 5. |  The Prodigal son of Andermor | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Chillin, Like a villain” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Union of The Eastern Antarctic State | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Jesus Christ, I is old.” | |
| 7. |  The Real guy the best guy of Esceen | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Weg met deze kanker” | |
| 8. |  The 𝓔𝓵𝒆𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽 boi of Archedenin | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Jeg vil ikke blive besejret” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Federation of Gallispania | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sine pecunia liberi sumus” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Shoulgan | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Strength and Peace” |
