The Nicest Citizens in Africa
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Unified Tribal Republic of Tawir | Democratic Socialists Hell | “No need to say it if it's falling on deaf ears.” | |
| 2. |  The Socialist Holy Paradise of East Africanism | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Thriving For Equality” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of Zunba | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Nzanya quis dralan, erst Zunba” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Animeland | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Walk With The Kami” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Lower Nubia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Heirs of St. Anthony” | |
| 6. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of West Angola | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Strength through peace.” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Rastafarian Kingdom of Ethitopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Lycadia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Piety, Justice, Peace, Loyalty, Freedom, Duty and Fame” | |
| 9. |  The Socialist Republic of Zambique | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “A Luta Continua, Unidos Venceremos” | |
| 10. |  The Colourful Union of Besmertingumas | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Justice Through Unity” |
