The Safest in The Vast
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Vast is ranked 11,727th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Whisky Empire of Martoosh | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Drink Up” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” | |
| 3. |  The Herpetological Empire of Sakkra | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I took a calculated risk, but boy am I bad at math.” | |
| 4. |  The Continuing Adventures of The Starship Command | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Because It's There.” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Kan Chetopia | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Alternate Provisional Gov't of Northrop Grumman | Libertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society | “.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Treznor | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Recruitment spammer meet ban hammer.” | |
| 8. |  The Provisional Government of Northrop-Grumman Corp | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “.” | |
| 9. |  The Federated Imperium of Kajal | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ia Mura risolu vi Ia Onou” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Tarasovka | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ab aeterno ad infinitum.” |
