The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,259th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Privatore | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Desperate, but not helpless.” | |
| 3. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 4. |  The Hive of Delthorensdale | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Nurture.” | |
| 5. |  The Unified Lands of RestartAll | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Embrace the Unknown” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “To rule and opress” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 9. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “We're not Việt Cộng” |
