The Safest in the South Pacific
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 12,176th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “For greener future” | |
| 2. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 5. |  The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie | Democratic Socialists Hell | “yovaş fovaş oʐ vǐēj pretid uş uvaş musuf Fiyavis” | |
| 6. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Emiton | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Have Fun, But Stay Out Of My Face” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 10. |  The Transcendent Empire of Trackleelee | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names” |
