The Safest in The LCRUA
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The LCRUA is ranked 6,735th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Independent Marxist States of Krptonist | Democratic Socialists Hell | “You don't support the party, you support the system!” | |
| 2. |  The Eternal Usurper of Larnion | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Scinti ėt stande tex do filiatio.” | |
| 3. |  The Lesbian Elven Empire of Xialta | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “A caring, loving hug a day keeps hate & prejudice away!” | |
| 4. |  The Free State of Phoeczenu | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Beyond the clouds we shine.” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of Ezann | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Cat on Tin Roof” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Meralicia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Justice and Truth” | |
| 7. |  The Direct Democracy of LCRUA | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “For freedom, peace, respect and culture!” | |
| 8. |  The Post-Apocalyptic Republic of Smolcasm | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Armageddon? It's not the end of the world” | |
| 9. |  The Librarian of LCRUA Archives | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “For Accurate and Recent Dispatches!” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Codpiece | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Nature's wish is our command” |
