The Safest in The Hole To Hide In
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 9,550th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Abov Voytsestria of Etrius | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Remain polite and remain armed” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of The Distanic Confederacy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Remember, Tech rush is best rush” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Dinova | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Saint Shokai | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Good, Better, Best. Never let it rest.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Empire of Gora | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Advance Gorania” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic Capitalism of South Easthern | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Power to the people” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of The Endless Woods | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Learning is the path to freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Federal Republic of Kemonomica | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “A shark flows with a small stream” | |
| 9. |  The 🐜 Colony 🐜 of Amberleaf | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The honey-colored machine turns relentlessly” | |
| 10. |  The Third Empire of Eldamar of Fiercewood | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “An illi Eldalië” |
