The Safest in North Korea
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, North Korea is ranked 4,117th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The North Korean Founder of THE DEFENDER ALLIANCE | Democratic Socialists Hell | “***” | |
| 2. |  The Council Republic of Zulanka in NK | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Nihil humani a me alienum puto” | |
| 3. |  The Mass Line of Comradeland | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Raise your hammers high comrades!” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Diamatiya | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Social democracy is the moderate wing of fascism.” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Zupitse | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “פֿון יעדן לויט פֿעיִקייטן, צו יעדן לויט באַדערפֿענישן” | |
| 6. |  The People's Socialist Republic of Stukov | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Пролетарі всіх країн, єднайтеся!” | |
| 7. |  The Peoples Eco-Republic of North American Communists | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Seeking truth from facts” | |
| 8. |  The Commissariat of Zhenjiang | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “全世界无产者联合起来” | |
| 9. |  The Red Fleet Sailors of Teksi | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The bosses do not work; neither shall they eat.” | |
| 10. |  The People's Republic of Namwenia In NK | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Not Another Namwenian Puppet” |
