by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Greater Dienstad

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Greater Dienstad is ranked 7,725th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederate States of Scandinavian NationsCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Ambitious, but rubbish.”
2.The Principality of FroggendIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Half Frog, Half Man”
3.The Protectorate of LyrasIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Undaunted”
4.The Empire of the Golden Throne of The MacabeesAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Non Plus Ultra”
5.The Eternal Union of The Ice StatesCompulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State“Cadere Vivere, Et Vivere In Aeternum”
6.The Republic of EitoanCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“No Man A Slave”
7.The Principality of Western Dienstad Trading CompanyInoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists“Where Trade Winds Blow, We shall follow.”
8.The Republic of Nova OrontesCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Peace be unto you”
9.The Corporate States of Vokhodia of TnemrotPsychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship“Vokhodia Prevails!”
10.The Allied States of United Trade CoalitionCivil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies“Many People, One Market”
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