The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
3. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
4. | The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
5. | The Extra Low Prices of Food Lion | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Saving you time and money is our business.” | |
6. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “My way or the highway” | |
7. | The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
8. | The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה” | |
9. | The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus” | |
10. | The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “The car won't start!” |