The Nudest in The Bar on the corner of every region
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous Liaisons | 2nd | 1,223 | ||
| 2. |  The ᴅoɢɢʏ Fʀıεɴᴅs of Labrador Retrievers | 661st | 1,214 | ||
| 3. |  The Corporation of King Crab Cashier | 1,030th | 1,212 | ||
| 4. |  The Cthulhu Worshipping Anarchy of Thick-Billed Longspur | 3,481st | 1,204.75 | ||
| 5. |  The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe | 4,982nd | 1,166.75 | ||
| 6. |  The Freeloading Freebooter of Valkyrie Reborn | 6,379th | 1,130.75 | ||
| 7. |  The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of Feoras | 15,720th | 223.5 | ||
| 8. |  The Vermin Guild of Ratfink | 16,569th | 221.25 | ||
| 9. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | 16,753rd | 219 | ||
| 10. |  The Demon Bartenders of Miss Chief | 38,746th | 217.75 | ||
