The Safest in Equilism
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 121. |  The Republic of SSN35 | 283,011th | 6.58 | ||
| 122. |  The Implosion of Banners | 287,505th | 5.53 | ||
| 123. |  The Reasonable People of Badasstasticalia | 287,564th | 5.51 | ||
| 124. |  The Disputed Territories of OptionOners | 290,620th | 4.51 | ||
| 125. |  The Free State of Eli | 291,786th | 4.02 | ||
| 126. |  The Matriarchy of She Cront | 292,148th | 3.85 | ||
