The Most Advanced Public Education in Baizou Jima
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tangled Policymaking Chimera of Baizou | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Checks and imbalances.” | |
| 2. |  The Independent Lecture Hall of Classroom 3-B | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Rah-rah! Sis boom bah! For the Revolution, one and all!” | |
| 3. |  The London Finishing School of The Select Seminary for Young Ladies | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “A clever child is a great treasure.” | |
| 4. |  The Royal Investment Opportunity of The English White Elephant Company | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “A king, bishop, shaman, & banker all walk into a treaty” | |
| 5. |  The Manor of Misselthwaite | Democratic Socialists Hell | “The gardens are lonely…” | |
| 6. |  The Urban Enclave of Little Basin | Democratic Socialists Hell | “How shall we sing the Gods’ song in a strange land?” | |
| 7. |  The City of Philip of Second Philippians | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “Work while alive; you can sleep when you die.” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Gilded Age America | Free-Market Paradise Paradise | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Great Basin Kingdom | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Maybe I'm paranoid, but I want to prevent impersonation” | |
| 10. |  The Aristarchic Theodemocracy of The Great Basin Kingdom | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “We are God’s constitution, and the Lord is our God.” |
