The Most Primitive in KAISERREICH
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, KAISERREICH is ranked 21,005th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cornist Junta of Cartorian Empire | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why worry about something that isn't going to happen?” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Toskan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Under God's guidance ” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Bogoslovania | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Home of the Vortigaunts” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Vulcanosa | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty, all under the lord” | |
| 5. |  The Confederacy of South German Territories | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “We Will Endure” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Luxeinburg | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Best in best” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of Franz Ferdinand | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “God Save the Emperor” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Schmalkaldic | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Für König und Mensch!” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Treviik | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “where's the boss?” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Lhasaris | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “ང་ཚོའི་ང་རྒྱལ།” |
