The World World Census
The Most Influential in the World
World Census experts spent many evenings loitering in the corridors of power in order to determine which nations were the greatest international diplomacy heavyweights.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Trenchant Order of The Voltarum | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.” | |
| 2. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 3. |  The Retired Delegate of Alsted | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “United As One” | |
| 4. |  The Flatulent Bleatings of Pompous Windbags | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Trust me!” | |
| 5. |  The Lunatic Fringe of Selenoteuthis | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “My butt runs on lunar power.” | |
| 6. |  The NWo Kingdom of NWoHollywood | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “NWo 4Life” | |
| 7. |  The Macedonian IMRO Republic of Sloboda ili Smrt | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Sloboda ili Smrt za Makedonija” | |
| 8. |  The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “My bill is pointy.” | |
| 9. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 10. |  The Fiefdom of Frond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Flowers are for pansies.” |
