The Most Secular in Balder
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Kriegiersien | Democratic Socialists Hell | “There are different shades of crazy.” | |
| 2. |  The Union of Socialist Republics of Mesopoto | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Equality,Democracy and Socialism” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Coxia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “A herald of the space butterfly order shall rise” | |
| 4. | The People's Syndicalist Commune of Lacovia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Without Marxist Thought, There can be no real change!” | |
| 5. |  The 𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒 of Nikopol | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “𝕬𝖉𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖚𝖘 𝕾𝖔𝖑𝖊𝖒 𝖓𝖊 𝕷𝖔𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖙𝖔𝖗” | |
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Garbageword | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Hahaha uccu” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Basement Kitteh | Democratic Socialists Hell | “If you do not bother us, we will not bother you” | |
| 8. |  The Community of Eureka Autous | Democratic Socialists Hell | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 9. | The Paranoid and Crazy of Blasted Craigs | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Whats in it for me?” | |
| 10. | The Dairy Product of Milkination | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “I liek milk” |
