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The Fattest Citizens in The Mystical Council

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Mystical Council is ranked 10,905^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Domos Pinca	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Freedom, finally”
2.	The Republic of Publica Druida	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“For the Republic!”
3.	The Principality of Xentanos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“God, Homeland, Liberty”
4.	The Republic of Kyndryl Durahl	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“We all lift together.”
5.	The Theocracy of Cristo Verde	Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People	“Verde”
6.	The Sleeping Dragon of NewCambria	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists	“Nerth gwlad, ei gwybodaeth”
7.	The Holy Commune of Deep Gembuldihr	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Growth from the deep.”
8.	The Sultanate of Ulhowek	Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship	“Prawda zwycięża”