The Fattest Citizens in Teal Nation
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Teal Nation is ranked 15,172nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Liminal Land | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “꙰” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Colonel John St Aubyn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Defence of the faith and assistance to the poor” | |
| 3. |  The Principality of Dinah Lance | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -FanArt- | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The Messed Up Reality of The Most Annoying Thing In The World | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Do I Annoy You?” |
