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The Fattest Citizens in Papastan

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Papastan is ranked 383^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”
2.	The Matriarchy of PapaBellum	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“Hic Sunt Bella Dracones”
3.	The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Amō Amōrem”
4.	The Dominion of PapaJacky	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra”