The World World Census
The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the World
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 4. |  The MACEDONIAN CHRISTIAN EMPIRE of Prebond | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “IC † XC” | |
| 5. |  The Macedonian Colony of MK Colony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Macedonians all over the world” | |
| 6. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 7. |  The Unanswered Questions of ALIENvsPREDATORvsHIPPO | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “No matter who wins, we lose.” | |
| 8. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Gloom Over Dominated” | |
| 10. |  The Hellhole of Fudgedup | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “It's just a prank bro!” |
