The Safest in Balder
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Grailquest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The Best is Yet To Be” | |
| 2. |  The Shining Islands of G C Bakura | Democratic Socialists Hell | “It's Time to Draw!” | |
| 3. |  The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “To Dream the Impossible Dream” | |
| 4. |  The Anarchist Federation of Threlizdun | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Liberation, Solidarity, Ecology” | |
| 5. |  The Unified Actuality of About Time | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “A Witty Saying Proves Nothing” | |
| 6. |  The Socialist Society of FNRVILLE | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Alive you work. Dead, you're someone elses problem” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Leixum | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “All hail the Duke!” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Dindrenzi | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “The will of the state is to serve the people.” | |
| 9. |  The Union of Socialist Republics of Mesopoto | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “Equality,Democracy and Socialism” | |
| 10. | The United Federation of Libertarian Communist Planets | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “To Boldly Struggle Where No One Has Struggled Before.” |
