The World World Census
The Most Ignorant Citizens in the World
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 5. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 6. |  The Furious Realm of The Angry Spaniard | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “She kicked me right in Madrid.” | |
| 7. |  The Clamdinger of Clamdigger | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Clam on!” | |
| 8. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 9. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 10. |  The Magic Trick of EenieMeenieChiliBeanie | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “The spirits are about to speak!” |
