The Smartest Citizens in Zombie Research Institute
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Zombie Research Institute is ranked 1,331st in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Scᴀɴᴅıɳᴀvıᴀɴ Uɴıoɴ of The Dark Norse | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Where the Sun doth not shine, lies hidden booty” | |
| 2. |  The UղOʀtҺodox CҺᴜʀcҺ of The Jedi-Zombi Jezus | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Your lack of faith disturbs me!” | |
| 3. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of The Nether Regions | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Carpe Cervisiam” | |
| 4. |  The Sᴜpєʀpowєʀ of Eastazia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “强大而繁荣的国家” | |
| 5. |  The Coммoɳwєᴀʟтʜ of Great British Federation | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Proper Tea is Theft” | |
| 6. |  The Иєo-Вoʟsʜєvıкs of Eurasian Alliance | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Должен сокрушить капитализм” | |
| 7. |  The Gʀoᴜcʜo Mᴀʀxısтs of Greater Brazilistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Ordem e Progresso” | |
| 8. |  The Uᶯ¡vɛʀsᴀʟ AтOɴєMɛɳt of Bruddhistan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “With our thoughts, we make the World.” | |
| 9. |  The Zoмʙıє Cᴀʟıpʜᴀтє of Endless Sumer | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Sumer Lovin', Had Me A Blast.” | |
| 10. |  The Goᴅ's Hoɴєsт Sтʀєwтʜ of Auztraalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “No Woʀʀıєs!” |
