The Smartest Citizens in Testregionia
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Testregionia is ranked 5,163rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Greenited Greens of Greenerica | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “The grass is greener here” | |
| 2. |  The People's State of Olvaria | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Hail to the People, Hail to the Nation” | |
| 3. |  The Victorious Dictator of Nationalist Gold Union | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Supra omnes” | |
| 4. |  The Empire of Melvani | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “To each his or her own, according to his or her merit” | |
| 5. |  The Hive Mind of Testlandia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Fixed, thanks.” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Kashyyyyyyyk | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Yeah, we know there's 4 extra y's.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Praestare | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur” | |
| 8. |  The Command Cyborg of Paradroid | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Don't worry, it's our latest beta release.” | |
| 9. |  The Total Embarrassment of The Knicks | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “We Suck” | |
| 10. |  The Shakespearean Ghost Writer of Typing Monkeys | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Test failed! Too much red pencil!” |
