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Orc wrote:Uh. There is a "c" missing in the region. Where did it go?

Seems to me there's sea everywhere, here. Heck, the region's completely surrounded by water.

Socialist south georiga sandwich islands

is this active anymore?

Socialist south georiga sandwich islands wrote:is this active anymore?

Hmm, that depends on how you are defining "active", I suppose. Seismically, yes, this would seem to be a highly active region. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole place lay on an active fault. In fact, that active volcano over yonder has been worrying me since our arrival. In terms of radiation, well, I've been waving around this army surplus geiger counter, and the entire place appears to be bathed in radioactive contamination. Most unfortunate, I know. Then, both myself and Orc do a daily routine of calisthenics every morning, so we have been staying quite active, I must say.

So, pretty active, yes :P

*actively tries to reach the water to take a bath, but the sea's surface is frozen. Impatiently begins to actively punch a hole into the ice, using the inflatable palm-tree island as a hammer. Which works pretty well of course, simply because active orcs are very good at punching things. After carefully but actively putting his big toe through the hole into the water, the disappointed orc announces:*

Goblin, I finally found the C but it's cold already. : /

Orc wrote:Goblin, I finally found the C but it's cold already. : /

Hmm, so it is. Well, if we can't swim or bathe, we might catch fish. I've seen folks ice fishing before. We can use that hole you've thoughtfully punched into the ice.

*finds a stick, ties some twine to one end, then baits it with something tiny and smelly and wriggly*

*Offers his inflatable toys as a seat to everyone in West Antartica and snacks from the box with the wriggly baits, watching the Goblin fishing ice.*

*finishes the nice meal of freshly-caught winter fish and ice eels*

Stay frosty, everyone! Thanks for letting us chill :D

*clambers back up the now-rigid with ice rope ladder and disappears into the mists*

*The orc finishes his fish soup before testing the water temperature one last time.*

Still cold. Too cold. But tasty fish, it has.

*He then inflates his inflatable duck swim ring and his piggy-shaped arm floats with helium. After sucking in his stomack, he is light enough to swiftly levitate after the Goblin*

Piper cub

Hello, I have landed here. I hope the jet fuel doesn’t freeze…

Rysetz

Post by Simonia suppressed by Valyrian I.

Hey why are embassies closing?

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