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Swiftlandian Peoples Republic wrote:

I'll let you keep his main island, the old island was Kazakh's who let him have it back. Therefore Kazakh has technical autonomy, and if he doesn't want it the land becomes free real estate

Now here’s where it gets interesting. First praenuntiur had the northern island before being forced to move by an ultimatum from WK. Then West Korea had that island all the way until the 3 treaties of west korea, which the legitimacy of which was questioned, and it was in this treaty that kazakhstan took the land. Meaning the legitimacy of the kazakh claim on the island is up to debate, but further more I can provide you with info giving a good West Korean claim to the island as well. The first north-western treaty! It was never removed by any treaty ever, and it says that the Northern Island and korean coast will belong to West Korea. It was nullified as people followed the 3 treaties of West Korea, but now that we look into legitimacy of claims, it should be taken into account

Swiftlandian Peoples Republic wrote:

I'm not going into that much depth or detail, I'll almost always just go back to the previous owner, because um I'm lazy. I appreciate the history though lol

Well I’m very dissapointed to say the least.

I’m officially announcing my campaign

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OBAMA
We’ve all known Obama, whether good or bad. But Rick always knew that in that mans soul there was good... but also a powerful evil inside him. Obama had a not so average childhood with his father dead when Obama was only 8. Which lead to the secret evil inside him being awoken. And his name of course, you know him well, DIO. When Rick first joined the Senate he sat right next to Obama, and Rick could feel his power. He knew if whatever evil was inside him, it must be destroyed.

Years go by with Rick and Obama becoming friends, and eventually with President Shrek’s Presidential term over, Rick decided to run for President. He was only 28. Obama, 26. They ran like champs and beat their opponents like Candidate Heavy and Candidate Dr Phil. But Rick couldn’t get that evil feeling away from Obama. He thought that maybe making him happy would be a way of getting rid of it or weakening it, but it didn’t work. Rick really did try but it couldn’t be stopped. Then it all finally exploded out, the evil inside Obama at the first tea party he went on a rampage. The evil consuming him took over his body. Then he was arrested and put in the gulag. But that wouldn’t stop him for long.

PART 1 FIN

THE DISAPPEARANCE OF OBAMA PART 2
Most of us know what happened next. DIO escaped Obama’s body as he was powerful enough to do so, and killed Rick while visiting the gulag. Obama, still under DIO’s control helped him take over the entire country of Drazza Ra, and Renamed it to DIOS PLACE (bad name right.) He ruled it with an Iron Fist and killed all who disobeyed him. Including the beloved Shrek. But secretly in the background the good Obama sent a telegram to Phil Swift and others on how to defeat DIO. DIO was still regaining his powers so if any time was good it would be now. Over the course of around 3 months Phil Swift had acquired all the necessary parts to defeat DIO. All he now had to do was climb the tallest peak in Drazza Ra. Mount Infinite (around the height of Mt Everest.) But by now DIO knew of his plan and waited for him at the top of the Mountain. He sent Obama to guard the Capital in case of an attack.

The day came when Phil started to climb the Mountain, and a coalition of armed forces entered the country on all sides. The people cheered as they came threw the country. Eventually only the largest cities remained and Phil was getting closer to the top. The day Phil reached the top, orders were given for a final assault. The other cities fell like flies compared to the battle for the capital. The battle lasted long with many casualties and for a while it seemed peaceful. But little did the armies know that Obama had a little bit of DIO’s strength, he was able to transport around 1000 troops around the enemies in a blink of an eye. But even that wasn’t enough as the Capital Building fell. Obama vanished to the top of Mount Infinite to DIO. Where the end was sure to come?

Phil reached the top and found DIO being absorbed by Obama. This was bad and everyone knew it as DIO was more powerful now. Phil ordered his troops to defend him as he tried to finish the ritual. But they were no match for DIO. Determined to finish the ritual Phil continued it. Suddenly before DIO could strike him down, several of the worlds leaders appeared and held of DIO away from Phil. Then he finished it. DIO was sure to be done now. Shrek and Rick Astley appeared from the sky, and fought DIO along side everyone there. DIO was almost finished and his death was drawing ever closer. He still fought like a mad man but his guard was down. One of the world leaders was crazy enough to shoot himself out of a trebuchet and was gaining speed. Phil saw an opening to sure kill DIO but... DIOs ability was finally unleashed. He shouted out
“ZA WORLDO”
And he was gone. All they could hear are the promises of his return. With Obama’s body on the snow.

PART 2 FIN

BRO THIS FUNNY AS HELL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vnFZ53uMbU

Hey hey heyyyyy what’s up everybody?

Adaorique wrote:

Hey hey heyyyyy what’s up everybody?

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Swiftlandian Peoples Republic wrote:

I'll let you keep his main island, the old island was Kazakh's who let him have it back. Therefore Kazakh has technical autonomy, and if he doesn't want it the land becomes free real estate

Moneygoodland wrote:

if i quote everything he said I'll get supressed

he can keep the islands I really don't mind
but in return I want to have a colony in the new world to compensate the Kazakh Overseas Republic for losing that island

Man it’s kinda empty today

Does anyone else wanna be a part of the Labyrinth olympics