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Post by Atsanistan suppressed by Melicorium.

Doin ur mom

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:hewoooo concrete slab ^^

We are literally about to destroy you

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, and Atsanistan

Based and slabpilled

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:why?

Why not?

Melicorium and Atsanistan

Post by Atsanistan suppressed by Concrete Slab.

Kill

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:why not not?

This is true

Melicorium, Drew Durrnil, and Eastern newlandian republic

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:do you have water?

No. Not with me at least. Sorry

Melicorium and Eastern newlandian republic

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:*pats you*
hehe how the tables have turned...

Indeed. They have. Soon you shall have the ultimate pat, however

Melicorium and Eastern newlandian republic

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Still badgering people for their height, I see.

Concrete Slab, Melicorium, and Eastern newlandian republic

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:o sh--
anyways how tall are you?

6'4"

Aeslann wrote:Still badgering people for their height, I see.

It's fine. I enjoy bragging about it :P

Si-topia, Melicorium, and Eastern newlandian republic

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Still clinically insane xD

Although if you think I was ever upset about it, you'd be wrong.

Drew Durrnil and Eastern newlandian republic

Congrats Klysevia! You get a spot in the dispatch!

Hey everyone! So TSP, just hit its 21,000th page! Pretty cool, right? Here's a list of every single person to get the first post on a thousand page! Enjoy!

Of course, we should include Post #1 on Page #1 - Curlyhoward wrote: Curly:"Hey Moe, we’re compassionate!"

Larry:"Because we got ranked 55th in the region for most compassionate citizens today?"

Curly:"Why, cointnee not! It’s because whenever a homeless person tells us they haven’t tasted food in 3 daze, we tell them not to worry, it still tastes the same! Rite Moe?!?"

Moe:"C'mere........."

Curly:"Moe, don't....!"

SLAP!!

Page 1000- Cyador wrote: You could work to make your local gov communist

Page 2000- The glorious sun wrote: Ok?

Page 3000- Rikuchar wrote: Let's party like its 2999

Page 4000- Lokzuvanzkrat wrote: Yay hugs for all!!

Page 5000- Erinor wrote: Thanks to your spam, which is explicitly not allowed on this RMB, the winner will be the first nation to post after this with anything other than spam. You, however, are disqualified.
Which was followed by Sjs republic: Yay, 5000 pages! :D

Page 6000- Tilipria wrote:
By the definition of 'boobs' (the word 'boobs' is synonymous with 'breasts'), it is biologically impossible (or unheard of, at least) for a male to be in bodily possession of a pair of boobs, since males are genetically predisposed to grow a junk instead of boobs at birth.

Men cannot have actual, real boobs (although they can get injections and things of the like).

Page 7000- Auphelia wrote: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

7,000th POST, LOSERS!!!!

Page 8000- Beepee wrote:
***does his happy dance***

Welcome back

Page 9000- Tsp rmb wrote: *eeeeeeeee*

Page 10,000- Hanguk-Nippon wrote: 10,000!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! FINALLLYY!!!!

Page 11,000- Midand wrote: *watches the deaths*
Edit: oh look 11,000...why am i not excited

Page 12,000- Concrete Slab wrote: I think I'm first

Page 13,000- Jaxon wrote: ☭

Page 14,000- Kerlodia wrote: *explodes in a cloud of NO*
HA! 14,000 POST!

Page 15,000- Lily pad nation wrote: Maybe it was inside you all along . . .
(´ω`)
I didn’t think I’d be taken at face value.

Page 16,000- Volaworand wrote: what's a pacer, precious?

EDIT: 16K posts baby!!! This calls for additional hype

page=dispatch/id=1167387

Page 17,000- Quiescent wrote: Shh...we need to sneak up on it

Page 18,000- Poleande wrote: Yesss
YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Page 19,000- Cheesy cheese island wrote: Ok, now this is the 475,000th post on the TSP board, otherwise known as, the first post you see on the 19,000th page. (woah, cheesus christ, i didnt expect people to spam the like button.)

Page 20,000- Hanguk-Nippon (the only person to have two first posts) wrote:
*Unmutes*

A-ha!

20K. Yippee Ki-Yay.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Page 21,000- Nakarisaune wrote: Fun fact - in some places in I believe Uganda, clothes are made from the thinly pounded bark of trees!

Page 22,000- Cheesy cheese island wrote: Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Welsh: Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

(MUHAHAHA! 22,000 IS MINE!!!)

Page 23,000- Auphelia wrote: Oh bother.

How dreadful.

(Not about your silly posting. I've only just reached 100 votes in the poll, so obviously you all care far more about this virus than you did my return! How shameful.)

Page 24,000- That one country that stole your cheezit wrote: My only problem is that I don't see Marge Simpson anywhere. I mean, imagine where that family would be without her!

Page 25,000- Proctethia wrote: I can't smell 25,000.

Page 26,000- Wi sd ea d wrote: Ah yes, the first post on page 26,000...

Page 27,000- Nicholas and Great Britain wrote: Time to wait for 28000...

Page 28,000- Carthatska wrote: hmm. I do wonder.

Edit: Shoot.

Page 29,000- Ipugao wrote: What other country in the name po?

Page 30,000- Nivosea wrote: Without money

Thanks! Hope you enjoyed!

Read dispatch

Melicorium and Eastern newlandian republic

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:ye sounds like a case of borderline-femboy to me hehe im taller than you by 2 inches

Don't you dare. You don't know what happened in the past few hours.

Drew Durrnil and Eastern newlandian republic

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

Eastern newlandian republic wrote:hehe....
i bet i can carry you again...
and also do you have water?

No, I don't have water. And no, don't carry me. And yes, it is borderline femboy, as was agreed upon about 30 minutes ago.

Expansion on that: My boyfriend really likes to put himself down (something that I've tried to get him to stop doing for a while). In the end, I had to cut him a deal. If he would accept that he is great, I would force myself to become a femboy. He agreed. So, guess I'm a femboy now. All for him.

Drew Durrnil, Purple Hyacinth, Eastern newlandian republic, and The american anarchist empire

Post by Eastern newlandian republic suppressed by a moderator.

I immediately regret my decision.

Drew Durrnil and Atsanistan

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