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An ns traveler

An ns traveler wrote:Thanks

Glad to be in the largest NS region

Fascist Monkeys wrote:The monkey general visibly indignant but also intimidated decides to withdraw and instead annex the North Pacific which, he thinks, is inhabited by poultry less recalcitrant.

The chicken, upon considering the monkey’s decision, offers to aggrandise the monkey’s army by sending a group of chickens to assist with the annexation of the North Pacific.

Colin advance wars and Fascist Monkeys

-the chicken- wrote:Heyyou

Hey you

Colin advance wars and -the chicken-

Mohacian wrote:Louis: we have New Horizons 4 to do the activation of the dyson sheild. Most buildings are designed to resist nuke waves. However due to some limits the some protected will have minor damage. Non-nuke resistant will shatter into peices or burnt in seconds

King Bruce: Our shield should reflect the nukes, however we are planning on performing some additional checks to make sure. We should soon have a scientist to suggest any potential improvements to our shield, if they are needed.

Colin advance wars and -the chicken-

Colin advance wars wrote:Sad :(

Why?

Colin advance wars

An ns traveler wrote:Glad to be in the largest NS region

We’re glad to have you here!

Colin advance wars

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos wrote:Why?

N0b0DY is WilLing to BE nUKEd for G0D rather thAn Me AND OTHer weirdos.

How are we going to nuke da embassi nOw.

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos wrote:King Bruce: Our shield should reflect the nukes, however we are planning on performing some additional checks to make sure. We should soon have a scientist to suggest any potential improvements to our shield, if they are needed.

Bc of N-Day4, our tech changes

The Chief of a subdued bugbear tribe reports to the supreme leader's office. He still wears his traditional antlers crown with pride but knows where his place is.

Bugbear Chief: I found this Goblin disguised as a Womble. He got busted because he didn't make any useful things. He says he is a scout from Gobbotopia whose task was to localize a group of elves in your realm, oh Lord.

Goblin 22: yes yes, disgusting roguish elves. Spawning from your empire, giving us trouble at home. I ask your permission to bring in a troop of goblins to exterminate this pest from your territories.

offering to translocate >50 nations to your region

Colin advance wars wrote:N0b0DY is WilLing to BE nUKEd for G0D rather thAn Me AND OTHer weirdos.

How are we going to nuke da embassi nOw.

Who do you want to nuke?

Colin advance wars

Mohacian wrote:Bc of N-Day4, our tech changes

We all had to update our technology, after last year’s event.

Colin advance wars

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos wrote:We all had to update our technology, after last year’s event.

In the previous N-day the voyager probes launch is canceled due to that and launched before Z-Day

Bugbear wrote:The Chief of a subdued bugbear tribe reports to the supreme leader's office. He still wears his traditional antlers crown with pride but knows where his place is.

Bugbear Chief: I found this Goblin disguised as a Womble. He got busted because he didn't make any useful things. He says he is a scout from Gobbotopia whose task was to localize a group of elves in your realm, oh Lord.

Goblin 22: yes yes, disgusting roguish elves. Spawning from your empire, giving us trouble at home. I ask your permission to bring in a troop of goblins to exterminate this pest from your territories.

offering to translocate >50 nations to your region

Professor Chicken Licken looks up from his desk and after considering the request, nods in the direction of the bugbear. Indeed, that would be most helpful, we would be glad to welcome your troops into our empire and we would be very grateful to them for exterminating the pest which currently populates our region.

You have my blessing and the blessing of all our patriotic citizens.

Yes please, that’d be wonderful!

Colin advance wars and Bugbear

Mohacian wrote:In the previous N-day the voyager probes launch is canceled due to that and launched before Z-Day

Indeed, it is definitely a challenge for most nations to survive and rebuild after N-Day.

Colin advance wars

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos wrote:Indeed, it is definitely a challenge for most nations to survive and rebuild after N-Day.

Louis: I mean wth

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos wrote:King Bruce sends his congratulations to Taschner von Sturmia on the occasion of her birthday. He hopes that she will have a splendid day.

We’d love to see what’s going out at the RP Hangout!

Oh, sorry, but one of your chicken pals came around to my region and said that why I wasn't leaving any sooner, and I told them to go read the retirement dispatch.

And now global diplomatic efforts is really starting to wane fast, so the interview will be rescheduled until everyone stops hiding in their bunkers.

Thanks for wishing Taschner von Sturmia her birthday, she really means it.

Bosnia herzegovina republic wrote:hi

Hi!

Bosnia herzegovina republic

Sturmdrungen wrote:Oh, sorry, but one of your chicken pals came around to my region and said that why I wasn't leaving any sooner, and I told them to go read the retirement dispatch.

And now global diplomatic efforts is really starting to wane fast, so the interview will be rescheduled until everyone stops hiding in their bunkers.

Thanks for wishing Taschner von Sturmia her birthday, she really means it.

Does that mean you’ll be staying? That’s great news! We’re really glad to hear that you will be staying for longer.

We hope that the citizens of the world will soon be able to return to the outside world and abandon their bunkers and will be able to interact with the global community once again.

I hope she had an excellent birthday!

Sturmdrungen

I am busy Saturday. I don't think that I can do N-Day. :(

When u die wrote:I am busy Saturday. I don't think that I can do N-Day. :(

Me neither, and this will be the last one for me to experience... by not making a faction. You're not the only one. :)

South His Majestys most loyal kangaroos, When u die, and An ns traveler

An ns traveler

Hello, today is my last day here! Tomorrow I’ll be going

An ns traveler wrote:Hello, today is my last day here! Tomorrow I’ll be going

Ok

When u die wrote:I am busy Saturday. I don't think that I can do N-Day. :(

Sturmdrungen wrote:Me neither, and this will be the last one for me to experience... by not making a faction. You're not the only one. :)

That’s a shame, but it can’t be helped. I probably won’t be too busy and hopefully I’ll be awake at the right times.

An ns traveler wrote:Hello, today is my last day here! Tomorrow I’ll be going

We’ll all miss you! We hope you had a great time here!

An ns traveler

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