The South PacificBoard

Bala mantre wrote:

Should I declare war on her?

This is my battle; I shall be the one to kill her.

Steampunk engineers wrote:

You mean Ronald?
I would like a Lime SPIT, yes

You sure?

*I shake my head ‘yes’*

Bala mantre wrote:

Ill get the troops ready

No! This is my battle!

Steampunk engineers wrote:

Who are you at war with?

Yes? So you want SPIT? Ok!
*forces a glass of SPIT into your hands*

I am at war with a false monarch who claims my land is hers.

*drops the glass and it shatters*

Iym winterless wrote:

I am at war with a false monarch who claims my land is hers.

*drops the glass and it shatters*

Oh yeah... false monarchs are bad... definitely...
*sees you drop the glass*
Hey! That’s a complete waste of perfectly good SPIT!

Iym winterless wrote:

I didn’t want it...

Could have given it back to me...

Iym winterless wrote:

*blinks*

What?

Iym winterless wrote:

Hello! I’m a new smol!

A smol? Whatever is a small?

Iym winterless wrote:

Q-Queen, yo-you say?

*Has horrible memories of fire and war*

So you've heard of me?

Iym winterless wrote:

So much fire... nothing wasn’t either burnt or on fire...

*Eye twitches*

You have heard of me!

Beepee, be a dear and get this little dear a commemorative "I Survived A Meeting With Auphelia!" mug from the gift shop. How delightful. You know, some younger nations have no appreciation for the art of death any more.

Iym winterless wrote:

No, I’m fighting a Queen right now... she’s powerful, beautiful, strong...

I don't recall fighting you.

Drystar, fetch my schedule. Was I supposed to be crushing smaller nations under my heel this morning?

It's ever so tedious, with them skittering around, weeping as their compatriots are slaughtered.

Auphelia wrote:

A smol? Whatever is a small?

So you've heard of me?

You have heard of me!

Beepee, be a dear and get this little dear a commemorative "I Survived A Meeting With Auphelia!" mug from the gift shop. How delightful. You know, some younger nations have no appreciation for the art of death any more.

I don't recall fighting you.

Drystar, fetch my schedule. Was I supposed to be crushing smaller nations under my heel this morning?

It's ever so tedious, with them skittering around, weeping as their compatriots are slaughtered.

N-no... you remind me of...
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Her-!

Bala mantre wrote:

Fine. How large is her army?

I’m not telling! I won’t be bailed out!

Auphelia wrote:

A smol? Whatever is a small?

So you've heard of me?

You have heard of me!

Beepee, be a dear and get this little dear a commemorative "I Survived A Meeting With Auphelia!" mug from the gift shop. How delightful. You know, some younger nations have no appreciation for the art of death any more.

I don't recall fighting you.

Drystar, fetch my schedule. Was I supposed to be crushing smaller nations under my heel this morning?

It's ever so tedious, with them skittering around, weeping as their compatriots are slaughtered.

You were pencilled in for a 9am and 1:30pm, with a block of hours set aside for “executive time” in between. If you recall we had cork installed in your cubicle walls to lessen your snores affecting the other staff.

Iym winterless wrote:

Y-you remind me of...
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Her-!I’m not telling! I won’t be bailed out!

Urgh my intelligence officer did something rather stupid

Bala mantre wrote:

Urgh my intelligence officer did something rather stupid

He wrote a Declaration of War on her allies but not her

Iym winterless wrote:

She has no...

Nevermind that! You are staying out of this!

*I freeze you solid*

I am. I have to deal with the fact that one of my states just rebelled against my antion

Bala mantre wrote:

I am. I have to deal with the fact that one of my states just rebelled against my antion

*blinks*