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Libertandonien

St Scarlett wrote:Ugh I hate people, we’re stuck at home and phone/internet communication is the only way we can stay connected and let our emergency services do what they need to do. But some morons have started a conspiracy that the 5G masts and boxes are secret corona spreading devices and have started burning them down.

Some people are dumber than the police allows

Regnum Italiae wrote:Unfortunately we [the Commission] cannot mandate for the creation of an embassy but I hope that a good response from the public may push in such direction

Regy, this is the best idea since sliced bread.

This embassy is a match made in heaven

Alienage

Sparta's Football Trivia - Question Time
During the 2006 Italian football scandal, known as the Calciopoli, five teams were punished. Juventus is one of them. Name one of the four other teams implicated in the scandal.

Poland-kaliningrad

Dzień dobry, everyone!
(Good Morning)

The Champions League's daily trivia

Question: This one's a bit of a meme question. Who scored the Netherlands' winning goal against Argentina during their match at the 1998 World Cup quarterfinals? Bonus: Provide the commentary of that goal

Fact: Russian footballer Oleg Salenko holds the record for the most goals scored in a single World Cup match. He scored 5 against Cameroon in a 6–1 win for the Russians at the 1994 World Cup.

Serbia-macedonia

My apple orchard burned down because of f*cking lightning.

WhAt ThE hElL

The New Nordic Union, Miharr, and Libertandonien

Poland-kaliningrad

Serbia-macedonia wrote:My apple orchard burned down because of f*cking lightning.

WhAt ThE hElL

Are you serious?

Serbia-macedonia

Poland-kaliningrad wrote:Are you serious?

Yeah

Libertandonien

Serbia-macedonia wrote:My apple orchard burned down because of f*cking lightning.

WhAt ThE hElL

Damn
I'm sorry :c

Poland-kaliningrad

Serbia-macedonia wrote:Yeah

Good God, I'm so sorry... is there any way we can help you feel better?

Libertandonien

If St Scarlett was a film Erin Redwood would be played by Karen Gillan

Corinna’s getting on my tits,
The nasty little tease.
I see her with another bloke
I’ll break his f@cking knees.

Ovid - 19.

Serbia-macedonia

Libertandonien wrote:Damn
I'm sorry :c

Poland-kaliningrad wrote:Good God, I'm so sorry... is there any way we can help you feel better?

Nah. It was just beginning to sprout. I can plant them again in a month or so.

Miharr, Libertandonien, and Poland-kaliningrad

Serbia-macedonia

Nukls-Andwicz wrote:Corinna’s getting on my tits,
The nasty little tease.
I see her with another bloke
I’ll break his f@cking knees.

Ovid - 19.

PG-13 please. We have 11 years olds here.

Poland-kaliningrad

Post by Galway-Dublin suppressed by a moderator.

Serbia-macedonia

Galway-Dublin wrote:Come on he's Nukls, he's like the dril of this place

hot

Post self-deleted by Alienage.

nation=the_champions_league/detail=factbook/id=1327397

Alienage (Barcelona), Republic of satherland (Benfica), Dizgovzy (Eintracht Frankfurt), Austranesi (Inter Milan), Outer Sparta (Liverpool)

Benfica 0–1 Inter Milan
36' Godín (Sanchez)

A close but very entertaining match was played between these two teams who are lingering on the top half of the table. The teams played a very offensive game, generating more than 20 shots although only half of them hit the target. The goalkeepers made several key saves but it was Inter who took the win after scoring ten minutes before halftime. Benfica was also left with 10 men minutes after the opening goal.

Dynamo Kyiv 2–0 Genk
76' Popov (Pivarić)
85' Andriyevskyi (Shepelyev)

This was a game that ended with almost 35 total shots. Regardless of this abnormally high amount, only 9 hit the target. The first half didn't produced much action but during the second half, things changed. Dynamo scored twice in the final 15 minutes and even had a goal ruled offside on stoppage time. Genk's desperate attempts to score a goal contributed to the high quantity of shots, but they were in vain.

Trabzonspor 0–0 Eintracht Frankfurt
This was a physical and somewhat disappointing match. Only 9 total shots were taken; none of them were on target. The home team did well at containing Eintracht's attack, but the price for doing that was costly. They received 4 yellow cards in addition to a red card early in the second half.

Red Bull Salzburg 0–1 Liverpool
56' Mané

This encounter was a really interesting one. The home team was able to keep Liverpool's attack under control during the entire first half; in fact, Salzburg had more shots than Liverpool during the first half. The visitors made strategic changes for the second half and that resulted in a goal after a great solo effort by Sadio Mané. In addition to all this, both teams saw them hit the post on one occasion.

Barcelona 1–0 Dinamo Zagreb
42' Rakitić (Halilović)

Not much action happened in this game. Barcelona played with their substitutes for the most part and that was shown with the lack of attacking plays. Nonetheless, they won the match after scoring shortly before halftime.

Sparta Praha 1–0 Celtic
49' Kanga (Plavšić)

This was another match that wasn't filled with action. The first half mostly consisted of both teams passing the ball around the middle, trying the break the opposition's defence. As the second half began, the home team found that opening in Celtic's defense and managed to score what ended up being the winning goal.

Alienage, Austranesi, and Poland-kaliningrad

Platinum League transfer rumors:
- The Tropics have abandoned their pursuit for Mason Mount and Lee Kang-in and have decided to go after Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba.
- Cythara forward Felix Ericsson has the interest of Magoas.
- Agrinion forward Michel Allard has recently been targeted by Liverpool.
- West Sparta has decided to go in another direction for defense, targeting defender and center-back Matthijs de Ligt from Juventus.
- The Tropics are going for left-back defender Andrew Robertson from Liverpool.

Post by Spudguy suppressed by The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth.

dhfjfjdklsdjdjhdjdkdkjfkdjkljksjlkjfersfdlkjfklfkdjlkfdjj is how I feel today!

Post by Galway-Dublin suppressed by a moderator.

Outer Sparta wrote:Platinum League transfer rumors:
- The Tropics have abandoned their pursuit for Mason Mount and Lee Kang-in and have decided to go after Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba.
- Cythara forward Felix Ericsson has the interest of Magoas.
- Agrinion forward Michel Allard has recently been targeted by Liverpool.
- West Sparta has decided to go in another direction for defense, targeting defender and center-back Matthijs de Ligt from Bayern.
- The Tropics are going for left-back defender Andrew Robertson from Liverpool.

de Ligt plays at Bayern?

Poland-kaliningrad

I feel like there should be a Cardiff or Llanfair team just for funsies :D

Rødgrød med fløde

The Champions League wrote:de Ligt plays at Bayern?

My bad he actually plays at Juventus.

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