Since I, Mzeusia, arrived in Lazarus a year and a quarter ago, I've had a great time. I really like the region. For a while, I was happy to RP and talk on the RMB. When a new government position was created, the Developer, I decided to run. Getting elected, I began putting on various events. You might recognise some of them, like the Banner Library and although the events got some traction, they didn't get as much as I was hoping for. A few months later, the position of Director Internal Management was open. I wanted the position, was appointed, and was thrilled.

Throughout my term in the internal department, I've come to change my expectations about Lazarus and what success means for the region. When I first came, I expected lots of activity due to the number of people in Lazarus. Over time, I came to understand that the activity wasn't as forth coming as I had hoped. That disappointed me, but now I don't see it that way. At the end of the day, the happiness of Lazarenes is paramount, and after conducting a poll, it seems that the majority of you are very happy to be here. There might not be a flood of awards to get, weekly competitions or dance=offs every Thursday, but those things aren't needed for success if people are already happy. Of course, I would be more than willing to consider events or ideas people suggest, and I will continue to find events I think people will find interesting, but a quieter, more peaceful tone is nothing bad.

So, have a great day, reach out if you have any comments, and the best of luck to you in your endeavours!

Advertisements:

In this space, anyone in Lazarus can advertise various things from in character things pursued by your government, or competitions and events you are involved in that you want people to know about. There is also a Lonely Hearts subsection where nations can create and submit their own single citizens from some local shop owner to the leader of the nation. If you have any questions or submissions about anything to do with the advertisements, telegram Mzeusia.

Snoodian Construction Solutions

Snoodian Construction Solutions Opening Internationally!

Are you a government with a construction industry too competitive to get anything done? Do you need those houses up as soon as possible? Do you want a spice of Snoodian living in your neighbourhood? Are you looking at reducing crime and allowing for quick and methodical house-to-house searches? Do you pine for the good old days of clean, efficient, affordable, functional, no-nonsense living? Tired of all this ostentatious, consumerist, more, more, more, housing popping up with no regard for the pre-existing feel of the area? Need some new factories for that sparkling infant industry? A new hospital or five for people old and young? A new gym, restaurant or any other building of you wildest dreams? Do you have a city in a remote corner of your country but no easy access to it?

If you think 'Yes!' for any of the above questions, then Snoodian Construction Solutions is the place to go and the company for you! We offer High-end products such as the State-Issued Apartments that come fully furnished and can be stacked and stacked in all manner of ways for an easy, modular, cheap and secure way to house all of your growing populations!

Our Safe, Protected, Productive Factories program does just what it says on the factory-produced tin! Your workers can clock in and out as many times as their manager wants! They are safe from the needless distractions of other people, the giggles of the women or the macho-man boasting of the men! Keeping your people happy and productive is all part of the astounding package brought to you by Snoodian Construction Solutions!

Also on offer, Snoodian Construction Solutions proudly presents the Happy Lattice Road, Rail and Transport Initiative now with the brand new option of cable cars! Ever wanted to get on a cable car to go to work? Now your citizens can with the Cabling Towards Happiness Scheme! In conjunction with the Snoodian Ministry of Environmental Protection, Enhancement and Restoration, Snoodian Construction Solutions offers a wide range of cars, buses, trams, trains and other green-energy vehicular transport alongside experts who can help you plan the re-introduction of Mother Nature into your cities!



From the top left to the bottom right, we have apartments for two, four, six, eight, ten, and fourteen people with more people just needing extra mattresses and chairs at the table. Snoodian Construction Solutions can also provide such add-ons through another company, Snoodian Interior Living Solutions.

If any of the above excites, invigorates or energizes you, don't hesitate to run to the nearest Snoodian Embassy or Consulate and ask to get in touch with Snoodian Construction Solutions today!

Wevrog Armaments International

Wevrog Armaments International Now with Increased Options!



Are you looking to better destroy your enemies? Do you need just that little bit more military hardware? Do you want a taste of Snoodian firepower? Are you looking at reducing crime, protecting your borders or avenging the deaths of those tourists you just made up? Do you dream of increased fire-support for your soldiers, more advanced tools and equipment that you’d otherwise have to pay through the nose to get? Tired of all these difficult tasks and considerations when on the battlefield? Need some new toys for you boys in green to play with? A new logistic corps or ten for that mouth-watering offensive you are planning? A new field hospital, command post or any other piece of military equipment? Do you have a city in a remote corner of the enemy country but no easy way to blow it back into desert?

If you think 'Hoo-Rah!' for any of the above questions, then Wevrog Armaments International is the company for you! We offer all manner of high-end products that come fully ready-to-use and can be shipped in a moment’s notice! Selling government approved Snoodian armaments from all approved armaments companies is what we does best!

Our products include the enhanced Wevrog Armaments Own line! From Bomb-disposal robots to De-mining robots. From shielded cannon that can shred reinforced houses like so much squishy, stinky cheese to Unmanned Aerial Drones capable of carrying Death and Bombs and Missiles further than ever before. From products made and sold in Snoodum by all the other armaments comapnies to the special, amazing, awesome, blow your heart and brain out, Wev-17MS! A sniper rifle of incredible power, this beast of a gun comes with a Magnified scope with night vision, infrared and even facial recognition software! No longer is a mission botched when you can’t tell one terrorist from another! Bam! Target neutralised, mission accomplished, home before lunchtime!

Wevrog Armaments International also has a Civilian Personal Protection Equipment line that has just been kicked into gear! For all your anti-home invasion needs, Wevrog Armaments International has you covered. From Mortars you can lob out of your skylight to snipers you can hand the kids while ushering them to the roof. From handguns to shotguns, from automated turret defences you can hide in the furniture to Molotov's you can mix in your liquor cabinet for when the kids want to raid it again, Wevrog Armaments international seeks, just like a missile aimed at your heart, to become your friend for life. Protecting you, your family and your neighbours from Death, Taxes, and the government!

If any of the above elates you, makes you euphoric or even starts you salivating at the chance of getting your hands on top of the line equipment used by one of Lazarus’ biggest militaries, don't hesitate to sprint for cover inside the nearest Snoodian Embassy or Consulate and ask to get Wevrog Armaments International on the line immediately! You never know when your enemies might have called so be quick, quick, quick, in case you get bombed first!

Alisius Wines

Alisius Wines

Alisius Wines, the greatest Klounian Wine Company in Mzeusia is here! After an investigation which we have touched on, on our website, Alisius Wines is under new management, and with this fresh direction, we would be overjoyed to supply you with all your wine needs. With an unmatched selection of diverse, delicious beverages, and a rich history of perseverance and professionalism, what better place to order your wine from?

Lonely Hearts:

• Justin is a Ryccian man of 31 and, apart from his job as an office worker, has generally isolated himself from society to focus on his investing in Digital Silver, a Ryccian cryptocurrency. He researches the currency to such a detail that he is able to make educated gambles on its sale. As a result, he is secretly wealthy, but this is not known to his colleagues, who see him as an oddball. He wishes for a woman who shares his passion for investing and thus further their shared love (and money). He is thinking of purchasing a bigger house, but remains uncertain if he can sustain his wealth obtained through investing.

• Laenia Kalnilia is a young woman of 24 and describes herself as "A beautiful perfect plum of a woman, who “has no pit but hasn’t been pitted” if you know what she means (The writers of the Lonely-Hearts Section don’t). She has plum goodness through, through and through! Her heart is crying out for "someone to stand aside me with a good sense of fruity humour like myself and who will help me explore my fruity depths with a passion and determination known only to the most liberal of plums and satsumas most easily peeled. They also need to be okay with the cold as I love me some fruit-topped ice-cream while relaxing on a beach!" She has included an image of a plum and a peeled satsuma laying on what looks like a bed of strawberry ice-cream. She does provide a physical description, however. Daneria is 4ft 10 and has strawberry-blonde, waist length hair. She says she gave the forms to her dog after realising they were “not fruit-oriented enough” for her “juicy style”. That is the extent of the physical description we have.

• Describing himself as a “man of culture who doesn’t like bassoons and believes that the end times are near” Mr Lint, a Mzeusian man who declined to give his first name is looking for a man to spend these last few moments on Earth with. As a 31 year old devout follower of Mzeusism, he feels that the world will be destroyed by a great monster not even the Gods will be able to combat. “Not wanting to die fighting,” he “needs a partner who is open to alternative ideas and ready to join the new world order that shall inevitably and with great force, rise from the caves below the ground and consume the planet.”

  His other interests include taxidermy, reading ancient texts, planting tomato seeds and battling the rats he allows into his home. His physical appearance is that of a “Short, fat, green eyed, blonde-haired individual,” although the picture he supplied did not match this. We would not recommend making contact with this person, but in the interest of providing a wide variety of dating selections, we have published his application.