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Lazarus News & Announcements
The Official Newspaper of Lazarus
First Speech of Elarien (New Rogernomics) as Head of State and Delegate of Lazarus
Issue (#) | Title | Date | Editor |
Coup we go…there they try again... | February - March 2026 |
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Good Prideful Lazarus... | May - June 2025 |
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Good evening Lazarus... | April - May 2025 |
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First Citizen (Prime Minister) Elections Held! | December 2024 |
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Good morning Lazarus... | October-November 2024 |
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Upcoming elections, End of a term, and future musings... | September - October 2023 |
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Frontiers, Strongholds, and government streamlining... | August - September 2023 |
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"LazAnarchy again..." Part 1 | February - March 2023 |
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"It's all Greek to me" Part 2 | September - October 2022 |
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"It's all Greek to me" | August 2022 |
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Summer is Coming! | April 12th, 2022 |
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Another Year, More Mmmmph! | February 14th, 2021 |
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Election details + Comic and More! | March 5, 2020 |
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Return of the Gazette | February 31st, 2020 |
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1st Management Report + Much More! | February 7, 2020 |
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*yawns and curls up in a blanket to read* | January 10, 2020 |
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Spoiler alert: It's Very Cickbait-y | November 26th, 2019 |
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Read About a raider, RP and Look at a moose! | September 19th, 2019 |
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So Long, And Thanks for All the Fish | June 15th, 2019 |
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Imkiville Resigns as Deleegate | May 15th, 2019 |
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Lazarus Signs Treaty with Osiris | March 28th, 2019 |
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Lazarus Proscribes New Pacific Order | January 20th, 2019 |
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The Lazarene Gazette: War Proclaimed on NPO | December 16th, 2018 |
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Lazarus Continues Rising, NPO Discussions | November 30th, 2018 |
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Lazarus Survives N-Day | October 4th, 2018 |
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Lazarus Grand-Reopening | September 1st, 2018 |
Role | Nation Name | Region/Organization Name |
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News Title | News Date | News Editor/Writer |
First Speech of Elarien (New Rogernomics) as Head of State and Delegate of Lazarus | April 17, 2026 | Hegemon (Delegate) |
April 14th, 2026 | Secretary General (Vice Delegate) | |
Through the Hollow Veil: Lazarus endures. Lazarus resists. And Lazarus thrives. | June 20th, 2025 | Herald (Secretary General) |
November 30th, 2024 | Herald (Vice Delegate) | |
November 6th, 2024 | Herald (Vice Delegate) | |
March 31st, 2024 | First Citizen (Prime Minister) | |
January 24th, 2024 | First Citizen (Prime Minister) | |
December 23rd, 2023 | First Citizen (Prime Minister) | |
November 27th, 2023 | First Citizen (Prime Minister) | |
March 4th, 2023 | First Citizen (Prime Minister) | |
September 14th, 2022 | First Citizen (Prime Minister) | |
July 18th, 2022 | Managing Director (PM) | |
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July 21st, 2021 | ||
June 25th, 2020 | ||
March 30th, 2020 | ||
March 28th, 2020 | ||
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February, 2019 |
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January, 2019 |
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January 27th, 2019 |
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December 1st, 2018 |
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November 26th, 2018 |
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October 28th, 2018 |
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September 28th, 2018 |
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May 1st, 2018 |
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