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by The Christmas Representative Dem of Techolandia. . 53 reads.

Silence-Be-Gone Inc. considering moving its headquarters

After a fifth nation in Conch Kingdom joined Silence-Be-Gone Inc., which, when combined with the single employee in Lands End, a region with embassies with Conch Kingdom but not The South Pacific, equals the six employees in The South Pacific, some have speculated that it might be beneficial for the company to move its headquarters from The South Pacific to Conch Kingdom, making Seachia the new president of the company. Silence-Be-Gone Inc. has been experiencing a recent increase in Conch Kingdom-based activity, while The South Pacific has been sparse. Silence-Be-Gone Inc. has a monopoly on silence-breaking in The South Pacific, so if the company's headquarters are going to move to Conch Kingdom, all silence-breaking in The South Pacific is going to be done by a foreign company.

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