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9.03 TURTLESHROOM II's trades...
TURTLESHROOM II's Deck
TURTLESHROOM II has 194 cards. Value...
EPIC CARDS
Capitalist Paradise
“We Are The Industrial Arm of The Confederation”
WA
25.711 billion ElectronicArtsians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Andedion uediIumi diIiuion”
WA
15.602 billion Carnutes. Lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Compulsory Consumerist State
“God, Glory, and the Commonwealth.”
16.063 billion Asahinans. Fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Balance is everything ”
12.284 billion Karmasians. Keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and aversion to nipples.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ex Pluribus Insulis, Terra Una”
WA
9.459 billion Cazians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“The Future Is In the Past!”
8.734 billion TurtleShroomers. Infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“The Future Is In the Past!”
8.734 billion TurtleShroomers. Infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“The Future Is In the Past!”
8.734 billion TurtleShroomers. Infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
5.603 billion Pago Pago Commonians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Smarter is Better”
5.104 billion Gregland9993ians. Deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“Backward Step”
11.119 billion Paul Doyleans. Complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“For Honour and Freedom”
28.916 billion Godwinnians. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“For our country!”
16.519 billion Nepalis. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Sock It To Me, You Damn Dirty Hippies!”
13.9b1,011t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“89”
12.529 billion 89ians. Frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Freedom, Honor, Liberty.”
12.383 billion Futrellians. Keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Equality Above All Else”
8.935 billion Dragonians. Ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Devlet-i Ebed-müddet”
9.651 billion Ottomans. Rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“The Empire the Rebels don’t tell you about”
4.534 billion Apple Tartlandians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Iron Fist Consumerists
“ПЕРЕРЫВАТЬ ЦЕПИ”
7.405 billion Russians. National health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Prosperity in Unity”
4.8 billion Lugansks. Museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“The islands stand as one.”
4.843 billion Kaleolanis. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
UNCOMMON CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Justice or Death.”
15.899 billion Altarians. Daily referendums, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The Magyar dawn arises”
14.32 billion Magyars. Zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Populo et populo terrae”
12.372 billion Exeters. Museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Every man is free.”
10.387 billion Bakharani. Sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Quantum Satis”
15.571 billion Naessians. Anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Aarari uth tiranir úd tlórani cún”
22.477 billion Aarari. Sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“All religions are lies and are banned!”
32.465 billion Warriors. Deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
