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2.33 The Ever-Growing Tree's trades...
The Ever-Growing Tree's Deck
The Ever-Growing Tree has 123 cards. Value...
LEGENDARY CARDS
Corporate Police State
“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
34.704 billion Complete Bastards. Strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Our rights we treasure; our liberties we will maintain!”
33.673 billion New Cyprusians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”
Delegate
28.987 billion Zombiedolphinsians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“So True! So Brave! A Lamb At Home; A Lion In The Chase!”
34.063 billion Beddgelens. Complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Rationality, Peace, and Prosperity”
WA
6.944 billion Ordiciusians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Rarity is a riceball, and so can you!!”
6.145 billion Riceballs. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“A true revolution is guided by great feelings of love”
5.55 billion comrades. Ubiquitous missile silos, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Left-wing Utopia
“People and Planet Before Profit”
WA
16.308 billion North American Republicans. Keen interest in outer space, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Derrick”
23.848 billion Horst Tappertians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The answer, of course, is 42.”
WA
25.426 billion ChasingLolans. Keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Dura lex sed lex”
33.096 billion Estavians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Sub specie aeternitatus”
WA
16.218 billion Tiparuans. Otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“God Save the Queen”
8.215 billion RHW ixians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Going for broke”
29.113 billion Tyrians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“L'honneur pour la patrie”
WA
9.947 billion Lysandeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Purity of the Arab Civilization is Intangible”
8.803 billion Arabs. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Strength Through Freedom”
4.89 billion Two Lettermen. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Carpe flagellum”
WA
2.873 billion Albacrimols. Complete lack of prisons, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Test”
3.027 billion DCLXVI-7ians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
RARE CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Dei Gratia Rex”
WA
19.911 billion Hekuvians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Peace through superior fire power.”
14.595 billion Starburst Hunterians. Museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Existance has walls. Break them, and you have life.”
26.451 billion Zarithians. Strictly enforced bedtime, keen interest in outer space, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Non noblis solum”
Class
Delegate
15.084 billion Orionians. Smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“RIP”
19.205 billion Aggressiveans. Barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Benevolent Killer Kitty rules with his people at heart”
WA
25.444 billion Kittens. Museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“'Those're sum wicked lahbstahs ya got theyah.' 'Eh-ya.'”
13.514 billion New Englanders. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Community”
20.909 billion Chaguaramasians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
