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4.74 Empire of Johnland's trades...

Empire of Johnland's Deck

Empire of Johnland has 31 cards. Value...

EPIC CARDS

Right-wing Utopia
“Power corrupts; we strive to be very corrupt indeed”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 474th Fattest Citizens: 601st Largest Gambling Industry: 603rd
18.941 billion Drezhian Mastersians. Flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 181stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 184th
35.8b10,231t
Iron Fist Consumerists
“You silly moo!”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 124thSafest: 270thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 325th
28.0b8,817t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“In the eternal New Dawn”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 922ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,341st
13.7b2,859t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Stay away from my goat!”
Rudest Citizens: 83rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 206th
7.38b3,189t

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“All hail!”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 134th Largest Black Market: 137th Largest Mining Sector: 427th
22.475 billion subjects. Ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Honi Soit Qui Mal y Pense”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 89th Highest Economic Output: 468th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 489th
29.199 billion Newtdomians. Smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Imperium ab omni populo reguntur.”
Most Efficient Economies: 1,358th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,418th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,158th
12.968 billion Phoenixians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The Map is Not the Territory”
Most Rebellious Youth: 126th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 593rd Smartest Citizens: 642nd
29.976 billion Wisconsotans. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Justice – Paix – Travail”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 326th Highest Crime Rates: 482nd Most Armed: 619th
12.476 billion Congoans. Public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant!”
Largest Black Market: 328th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 662nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 714th
11.408 billion Zebelians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Victory Through Domination.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 459thFattest Citizens: 618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 695th
4.71b1,318t
New York Times Democracy
“Each one of us is a cause of global warming.”
Best Weather: 135th Most Compassionate Citizens: 211th Most Secular: 259th
4.766 billion Dragosanians. Rum-swilling pirates, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“DEAR LEADER IS MOST BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 501st Most Ignorant Citizens: 616th Fattest Citizens: 673rd
4.051 billion JEW Volunteers. Closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices.
Anarchy
“The Constant Sun”
Rudest Citizens: 314th Largest Retail Industry: 398th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,230th
3.323 billion Omakhs. Free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“By Any Means”
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,111thMost Armed: 1,334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,448th
3.61b934t
SEASON TWO
Join the military, get a job, or leave!
Rudest Citizens: 570thLargest Retail Industry: 685thFattest Citizens: 923rd
8.17b2,246t
Moralistic Democracy
SEASON THREE

RARE CARDS

Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“The #1 Pizza in NationStates!”
Most Stationary: 3,286th Most Influential: 9,605th Largest Populations: 9,776th
14.049 billion Papa Palloccians. Zero percent divorce rate.
Anarchy
“First Nation”
Most Pro-Market: 89th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 89th Highest Crime Rates: 4,640th
5.124 billion ALG Primeans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“We will control all”
Most Efficient Economies: 1,808th Most Stationary: 2,331st Largest Black Market: 2,847th
13.946 billion Heinzians. Ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Do as I say, not as I do.”
Largest Populations: 1,210th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,241st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,083rd
30.38 billion Port Jeffersonians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Promised Land”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 411th Most Ignorant Citizens: 830th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,344th
15.679 billion Eretz Yisraelians. Frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Empire”
Most Stationary: 2,185th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,674th Largest Populations: 9,520th
14.25 billion Telitualeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“One man stood tall and in the face of evil roared”
Largest Black Market: 3,570th Most Stationary: 6,041st Largest Welfare Programs: 7,808th
12.14 billion New Visegradians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“TAKING THE INITIATIVE”
Most Stationary: 3,851st Largest Populations: 14,500th
11.856 billion ENCLAVE EU Hians. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“We got the power!”
Nudest: 1,840th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,618th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9,810th
10.227 billion Samsonenkoans. Compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,835th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,517th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,847th
9.45 billion 88th Revolutionary Worker Councilians. State-planned economy and punitive income tax rates.
Democratic Socialists
“May history be our only judge”
Most Secular: 388th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,539th Healthiest Citizens: 1,668th
5.437 billion Aeneisians. Ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“We just want to have a good time”
4.715 billion Newrivians. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Protect what we have,Together we are stronger!.”
Most Subsidized Industry: 4,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,852ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,058th
5.69b749t
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