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0.09 Almarion's trades...

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“goma akheshederh a shemashe a komshana ode ukh”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd Most Primitive: 84th
15.027 billion arulshe. Triple-decker prams, flagrant waste-dumping, and enslaved workforce.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Fight for Free and United Macedonia”
Most Stationary: 122nd Largest Populations: 645th Largest Black Market: 5,355th
32.73 billion Makedoniumians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Ico𝓷oc𝓵𝓪st I𝓷fi𝓷itum”
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 285thMost Rebellious Youth: 524thMost Cultured: 881st
17.8b151t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Liberty or Death”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 207th Highest Crime Rates: 386th Most Armed: 415th
11.854 billion Volnostians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Serve us or die”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 365th
2.78b935t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Corporate Police State
“For every Goliath... there is a stone-filled trebuchet”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,913th Fattest Citizens: 3,176th Largest Black Market: 4,941st
14.734 billion Maniacalians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“The True Way”
Best Weather: 2,629th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,847th Safest: 3,233rd
7.807 billion Almarionians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Open the damn door, Red! It's getting stuffy in here!
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,869thLargest Black Market: 4,073rdLargest Populations: 5,154th
26.1b2,816t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
SEASON THREE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“To feel the warm thrill of confusion.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 13,684th Most Politically Free: 14,101st
8.48 billion Mr Duans. Irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“ˇHasta la Victoria Siempre!”
Most Income Equality: 3,297th Most Stationary: 11,935th Least Corrupt Governments: 16,552nd
6.391 billion Zulankans. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
Most Primitive: 4,085thMost Stationary: 15,943rd
8.20b307t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“ˇHasta la Victoria Siempre!”
Most Income Equality: 7,862ndMost Politically Free: 11,949thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,728th
6.14b106t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Death before heresy”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 192nd Most Devout: 208th
3.342 billion Eastern Greater English. Ubiquitous missile silos, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Run and be free”
175 million The people. Punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Den Břlger bringen onss forwarts”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 626thMost Influential: 1,096thMost Secular: 3,913th
2.14b294t
SEASON TWO

UNCOMMON CARDS

Moralistic Democracy
“The True Way”
Best Weather: 2,651stSafest: 3,100thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,248th
9.86b1,068t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Bordello
“cactii and desert”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,865th Largest Populations: 5,792nd Fattest Citizens: 11,525th
18.213 billion Cactiians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die”
7.602 billion stand-up folks. Frequent executions, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Si Vous Remplissez Votre Vackour”
Largest Populations: 2,907th Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,979th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,875th
24.247 billion Recensementians. Irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“De gustibus et coloribus non disputandum est”
Largest Populations: 10,967thMost Average: 11,178thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,933rd
15.0b708t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“You can't take the sky from me”
Most Average: 2,307th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,882nd Largest Populations: 13,234th
12.379 billion Qobians. Keen interest in outer space and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Right-wing Utopia
“Wir wollen bleiben, was wir sind.”
Most Stationary: 10,139th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,776th Largest Populations: 14,944th
11.679 billion Luzenthalers. Compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,183rd Most Stationary: 8,125th Most Pro-Market: 10,199th
11.59 billion Bavaria-1ians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Ab igne, e novo nascitur”
Best Weather: 2,204thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,736thSafest: 3,008th
11.6b1,287t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Better to have questions than answer without question”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 977th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,059th Most Secular: 1,472nd
5.264 billion Subsonians. Daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,817th Most Politically Free: 2,217th Most Pro-Market: 2,467th
4.52 billion Emilians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“En í kvöld lýkur vetri sérhvers vinnandi manns . . .”
Most Income Equality: 1,356th
5.84b36.0t
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Kill them with kindness... Literally.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,153rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,222ndMost Influential: 3,083rd
5.23b421t
SEASON TWO
Moralistic Democracy
“The Green And Pleasant Land”
Most Influential: 1,401st Most Primitive: 1,547th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,561st
2.294 billion Agonyans. Compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The Booze Traffic Never Stops”
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,447thBest Weather: 4,654thMost Pacifist: 4,878th
4.33b431t
SEASON TWO
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