by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,041stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,239th
The Mandatory Teatime of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Are you worthy?
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.413 billion

CapitalMalrev IV


The Mandatory Teatime of Zekojlocar is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Zekoj'locar with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.413 billion Zekojians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malrev IV. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The Zekojlocarian economy, worth 396 trillion bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,525 bloods, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, it is often said that only Zekoj'locar could bring down Dàguó, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zekojlocar's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith.

Zekojlocar is ranked 47,898th in the world and 8th in Kaer Solas for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,097.97 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 17,041stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,239th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

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