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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,757thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,343rd
The Mandatory Teatime of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Are you worthy?
Zekoj'locar
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zekojlocar

Population5.812 billion

CapitalMalrev IV
LeaderZekoj'locar
FaithSith

Currencyblood
Animalspider

The Mandatory Teatime of Zekojlocar is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zekoj'locar with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.812 billion Zekojians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malrev IV. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.8%.

The Zekojlocarian economy, worth 311 trillion bloods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,525 bloods, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, it is often said that only Zekoj'locar could bring down Dàguó, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Zekojlocar's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sith.

Zekojlocar is ranked 80,029th in the world and 51st in Crystal Falls for Most Primitive, scoring -28.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,757thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,073rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,343rd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the region

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