The United Socialist States of Yugoslavia25 is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed population of 218 million Yugoslaviaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The powerhouse Yugoslavia25ian economy, worth 22.3 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,221 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Yugoslavia25ian military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yugoslavia25's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yugoslavia25 is ranked 185,572^nd in the world and 71^st in The Holy Britannia for Most Extreme, scoring 10.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.