The Empire of Dromainia is a large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 50 million Dromainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Dromainian economy, worth 1.84 trillion Dromainian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,806 Dromainian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dromainia's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dromainia is ranked 76,091^st in the world and 39^th in Three Sands for Most Patriotic, with 18.47 flags saluted per person per day.