Population | 3.348 billion |
Capital | La Capitale |
Leader | The High Troutarch |
Faith | Troutic Loonism |
Currency | Gold-Standard |
Animal | Narwhal |
The Troutarchy of The Redwood Isles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The High Troutarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.348 billion Redwood Islanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Environment, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Capitale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Redwood Islesian economy, worth 509 trillion Gold-Standards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,140 Gold-Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 727,014 per year while the poor average 18,670, a ratio of 38.9 to 1.
Frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, and The Redwood Isles's fine wines are renowned throughout the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Redwood Isles's national animal is the Narwhal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Troutic Loonism.
The Redwood Isles is ranked 242,026th in the world and 4,993rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.31 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Redwood Isles was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : The Redwood Isles was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
- : Following new legislation in The Redwood Isles, The Redwood Isles's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : The Redwood Isles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : The Redwood Isles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : The Redwood Isles endorsed The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : The Redwood Isles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Redwood Isles was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : The Redwood Isles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : The Redwood Isles voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 156 » Corfad, Filibustra, Siwale, Shibutani, Darkanistan, Radicaster, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Varisland, Dreadton, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Koda-Land, Aguaria Major, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Wolffoxia, Russila, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Laurendon, Dem Republic of Romania, Transitional Global Authority, Oannia, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Loutsland, Former English Colony, Arucaria, Unshleepd, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, Eggplant Island, PlanetMercury, Vlenkenov, Omnistria, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Wilkshire, Harjad, IHateRights, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Blyskalia, Regallio, and 106 others.Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Simone Republic, Iespao, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Maott, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Rex Republic, Chipoli, Etanur, Nationeer, Marlducro, The Confederate States of America, Perikuresu, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, North Bratislava, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Northern-Kempia, Frieszia, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Ovekisu, Sanctum Teriaris, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Eurochina, Batatoland Empire, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Singamadri, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Sellaeta, Qep, Neptunian Military Administration, Vilaforta, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Bedsonya, Bardopia, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Zandos, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Izern, Lezaseia, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, TamilPesum, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Opis, The New Oceanic States, Teriol, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Hyphen, The Tony Paporordia, Eralan, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Nistriabar, Suvarnavarta, Tennessee Empire, Davidianian, Dillimore, IC-Water, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Stal Valley, and Bhadeshistan.