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Most Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 569th
The Jitz Wit Attitudez of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
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Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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0cala

Population5.657 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalHorse

The Jitz Wit Attitudez of 0cala is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.657 billion Ocalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ocalan economy, worth 882 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,066 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, the judicial system legislates morality, citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again, and raindances intended to summon storms instead attract tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0cala's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0cala is ranked 140,669th in the world and 36th in Ocala for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 613.04 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 63rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 484thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 569thLargest Mining Sector: 1,210thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,282ndMost Primitive: 1,432ndTop
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Most Avoided: 3,351stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,934thLargest Black Market: 4,536thMost Efficient Economies: 4,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,299thMost Influential: 5,486thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,650thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,921stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,092ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,888thHighest Average Incomes: 20,470thLargest Governments: 20,582ndLongest Average Lifespans: 23,171st
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : 0cala's influence in Ocala rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : 0cala changed its national nation type to "Jitz Wit Attitudez".
  • : 0cala changed its national nation type to "Old and Rusting Nation".
  • : 0cala altered its national flag.
  • : 0cala altered its national flag.
  • : 0cala lodged a message on the Ocala Regional Message Board.
  • : 0cala altered its national flag.
  • : 0cala lodged a message on the Ocala Regional Message Board.
  • : 0cala endorsed The Principality of Magnostadt Academy.
  • : 0cala's influence in Ocala rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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