The Great Filter of WOIwurrung is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Alexandru with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.735 billion Carpathian are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 45.6%.

The strong Carpathian economy, worth 438 trillion Phonor Mints a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,062 Phonor Mints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. WOIwurrung's national animal is the Slovak Black Bear and its national religion is Knights Orthodox Crymenathae.

WOIwurrung is ranked 48,905^th in the world and 30^th in Institute of Cellulose for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 630.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.