The Founder of West hampshire is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 37.767 billion West hampshireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, International Aid, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The West hampshirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion Librams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 41,890 Librams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West hampshire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West hampshire is ranked 98,945^th in the world and 3^rd in Hampshire for Safest, scoring 83.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.