The Peppeloni Pizza of Wan Nyan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chammers with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.193 billion Degenerates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Backrooms. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,927 trillion 桜 coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,168 桜 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wan Nyan's national animal is the Chuuba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chamachama.

Wan Nyan is ranked 3,764^th in the world and 11^th in Yggdrasil for Nicest Citizens, with 54.64 average smiles per day.