by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,510thMost Influential: 2,018thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,480th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Nothing is Sacred. All is Permitted
Alexander Nisipeanu
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.935 billion

CapitalThe Citadel
LeaderAlexander Nisipeanu

AnimalGiant Dire Wolf

The Commonwealth of Vardanfel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alexander Nisipeanu with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.935 billion Vardanfelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Citadel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vardanfelian economy, worth 467 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 159,245 Septims, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Vardanfelians, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, and citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections. Crime is totally unknown. Vardanfel's national animal is the Giant Dire Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Vardanfel is ranked 233,562nd in the world and 8,071st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.07 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,510thMost Influential: 2,018thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,480thRudest Citizens: 2,804thNicest Citizens: 3,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,721stMost Pacifist: 3,777thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,261stBest Weather: 4,374thHealthiest Citizens: 4,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,877thLargest Retail Industry: 5,056thSafest: 5,119thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,196thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,962ndMost Cultured: 6,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,079thSmartest Citizens: 7,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,645thMost Developed: 7,769thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,223rdMost Secular: 9,791stMost Inclusive: 9,958thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,926thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,378thMost Efficient Economies: 12,576thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,648thLowest Crime Rates: 13,828thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,957thLargest Governments: 21,158th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 97th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 162nd in the regionSafest: 170th in the regionMost Cultured: 181st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 205th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 205th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 233rd in the regionMost Developed: 240th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 272nd in the regionMost Secular: 321st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 329th in the regionMost Inclusive: 360th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 366th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 397th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 411th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 557th in the regionLargest Governments: 624th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 644th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 714th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 736th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 805th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Vardanfelians.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, there's a bright dawn ahead for Vardanfel.
  • : Vardanfel endorsed The āćčēėęīįłń of Drew Durrnil.
  • : Vardanfel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Vardanfel was endorsed by The āćčēėęīįłń of Drew Durrnil.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Vardanfel, there's no such thing as bad publicity.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Amerion, Qvait, Aumeltopia, Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Wehraboos, Mapico, Beepee, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Kandorith, Bawkie, Techganet, Tsunamy, Farengeto, Terran Draconia, The Filippinas, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Aurcania, West Pastafaria, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, Sedunn, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Pamela And Hepatitis, Privatore, Land Without Shrimp, HUElavia, Aschenburg, Soem, The Solar System Scope, Curlyhoward, Abarri, Ralphburg, Aidenfieeld, Yeldarbsland, Seliyan progressive Islands, Crystal Creation, The United Expanse, New Briantown, Theorin, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Iym Winterless, Three Rivia Levr, Dereistic, Southern Numenor, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, and 96 others.Tsvetania, GI-Land, Enplatia, Direwolf1, Holy Free, Drystar, Doraya, Springhollow, Corgitopiaa, Marinho Islands, Compli, Shefino, The Worst army of, Auphelia, Dukin Donuts, Laamiva, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Drugged Monkeys, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, South Caleblan, Myness, Volaworand, Tepertopia, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, Bartonia Nova, Royaltica, Brunier, Rebel-topia, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Nowa Europa, Apartment 11F, Fasire, Berlana, Indolos, Yellunstryer, Abyssal Phantasm, Kiasu-ism, The Imperial Frost Federation, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Wakandan Tribes, Bohenia, Treir, Euro Pacifica, Truskawkoland, Holota, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Carthatska, Seythennia, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Yeses, WI SD EA D, Sapientiano, Blondiesland, Proctethia, Calistan, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Levistian, Westenhald, Freedoom, Gonrati, The United Australian States, Ipugao, East Nagaland, Doge Land, Freavia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Nyxonia, Vicken, The Kies, New Sanet, The American Anarchist Empire, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, and Drew Durrnil.

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