| Population | 18.679 billion |
| Capital | Emeros |
| Leader | Emperor Helios Vang |
| Currency | Gazi |
| Animal | Vannish lion |
The Empire of Vangaziland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Helios Vang with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.679 billion Vangazis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emeros. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Vangazilandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,709 trillion Gazis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 252,134 Gazis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vangaziland's national animal is the Vannish lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Vangaziland is ranked 5,587th in the world and 10th in Esportiva for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,209.68 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
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Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Vangaziland's influence in Esportiva rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
- : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Vangaziland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Vangaziland, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
