The Allied Syndicates of Uzushiogakure no Sato is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by First Arbiter Avvin Sol with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.165 billion Satoians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kemuri. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satoian economy, worth a remarkable 5,137 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,849 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be. Crime is totally unknown. Uzushiogakure no Sato's national animal is the Lesser Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Uzushiogakure no Sato is ranked 911^th in the world and 17^th in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 369.5 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.